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#SLOW BURN DEFINITION FULL#

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SEQUEL COMES OUT IN 2020?!?!!? I DON’T GET TO SEE MY BABIES FOR 2 MORE FREAKING YEARS?!?!.

THIS SHIP IS NOW CANNON WHOOOO! I CAN BREATHE AND SHIP THEM WITH MY COMPLETE SOUL AND SQUEAL OVER THEIR ADORABLE SHENANIGANS.

WHY MUST THEY FIGHT?!? My heart can’t take it!.

20 pages left in the book, are we EVER going to see them together?.

I DIDN’T ACTUALLY MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD STOP UGHH.

I swear if anybody steps between these two I will chop them into tiny pieces and crush them under my feet.

Yes, please talk and sort this out! Have you two not heard of DTR? Define the hell out of this relationship!.

Honestly Voldemort could have grown a nose in all this time that they’re taking to get together.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY’RE STILL NOT GOING TO GET TOGETHER AFTER THAT?!?!.

#SLOW BURN DEFINITION FULL#

oh my god my heart is so full they have finally realised.

YES THANK YOU WE FINALLY HAVE A PERFECT KISS.

Oh my god you can’t go a single page without taking his name can’t you see your obsession?!?!.

YES THANK YOU FOR BREAKING UP WITH HER NOW GET TOGETHER WITH YOUR SOULMATE.

Will you stop dating other people? You know you’re meant to be together!.

No, why did you think I was getting kidnapped, I’m just reading!.

Hello police? Is it legal for fictional characters to hold so much power over my heart? Yes I just need the two of them to be thrown in prison.ThAT WAS THE PERFECT MOMENT FOR A KISS OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU KILLING ME?!!?!!.YES YOU BOTH LOVE EACH OTHER AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT EXCEPT YOU TWO.Goddamit why are there so many misunderstandings?!!.OH MY GOD THEY HAD A NORMAL CONVERSATION WITHOUT KILLING EACH OTHER THIS IS FREAKING PROGRESS!.*does NASA level maths even when she can’t pass a basic maths test*.Let’s calculate the latest time by when they should get together!.Should I get an insurance for brain damage?.Who am I kidding this is going to take ages!!!.Are they friends? Strangers? Enemies? Dammit.THOUGHTS I HAVE WHILE READING A SLOW-BURN I don’t know about the rest of you but I have a million thoughts swirling in my head when I’m reading a slow-burn romance. Something about getting your soul ripped out for fictional characters feels amazing, as does the feeling when they finally get together! Umm the actual definition is ‘a relationship which takes a long time to develop’ but I think we can all agree my definition is far more accurate. In case you don’t know, slow burn is a type of romance in which the evil writer keeps the two love interests far apart and inches them closer ever so slowly to make you die a sweet painful death. That’s right, I’m talking about slow-burn romances. No, we’re talking about those adorable characters that we’ll die to see together forever.īut there is an extremely torturous form of a good romance too – one that rips your soul and makes you beg, scream and cry. Let’s not go into the cringey romantic relationships some books have. Lots of readers love romance, if written the right way. I love reading books, which you would definitely have noticed if you aren’t blind.īut what I especially love in a book is a fluffy and cute romance that makes my facial muscles ache from smiling and my throat sore from squealing and giggling.